February 2011
Anonymous asked: who are the top 10 girls you find attractive that you fallow
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I hate when I tell a nigga I just hopped out the...
Then they say “Without Me??”
Yes , Niggga. Without’cha ass.
When someone reblogs something I posted a few...
suicideinsilence:
I’m just like “OMG SOMEBODY ACTUALLY READS MY BLOG”
That Awkward moment when the city is under attack...
hogwarts-express:
“HONEYY” “What?” “Where is my super suit? “WHAT?” “WHERE. IS. MY. SUPER SUIT.”
“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW?”
“IT’S FOR THE GREATER GOOD.”
“I AM THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GONNA GET.”
“THE PUBLIC IS IN DANGER!”
“MY EVENING IS IN DANGER!”
“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SUIT IS, WOMAN.”
When girls have tattoos;
Oh well that’s odd, my pants have magically fallen off.
“Being gay is cool. I just wish gay kids realized that earlier in their lives.”
– Mila Kunis (via finallyme)
Anonymous asked: i would eat your pussy so goooood. do you get horny easily? if you had a girlfriend would you be down to get down ALOT?
Anonymous asked: How you doin', then?
nah, I'll keep anon by now x)
nah, I'll keep anon by now x)
Anonymous asked: whats the furthest youve gone with a girl? finger? eat? be honest
Anonymous asked: I always wanted to talk to you but I'm shy lolll
So, hi. *-*
So, hi. *-*
Anonymous asked: have you ever fucked a girl? and do you like fucking girls better than guys?
Anonymous asked: soooo i think im kind of in love with you
Anonymous asked: soooo i think im kind of in love with you
Anonymous asked: i find this really creepy of me, but i like want your lips. omg...that is waay too creepy of me. haha.
nooo i am far from gorgeous, but thanks. i've been following you for a while now. i am in love with your blog, too.
nooo i am far from gorgeous, but thanks. i've been following you for a while now. i am in love with your blog, too.
When using Listerine
danimaree:
At first you’re really excited for your mouth to be so fresh n so clean clean~
But then realization sinks in that you have to swish and swoosh for 30 seconds
And shit starts to burn
But afterwards you’re excited to go eat someone’s face off ‘cause you feelin’ minty fresh
Then you realize you’re still single
Anonymous asked: no like you are stunning. i'm actually jealous of how pretty you are. damn. haha. that is all.
Anonymous asked: you are fucking gorgeous. stunning. haha. but really. and you do makeup so well!
